The very first thing I would do would be to hit the pause button. Temporarily stop the flow of time, since being omnipotent doesn't necessarily mean being able to be omnipresent. And I need time to think. Ideally, I'd like to make changes that wouldn't necessarily be attributed to obvious divine intervention, because… » 10/31/14 5:04pm Yesterday 5:04pm

Hardly a fail: it doesn't qualify as that until there's screaming and somebody gets slapped and you get told they're never speaking to you again. I'd say you made out rather well, actually. Each is at least marginally more aware of the other's existence than they were before. » 10/24/14 1:05pm 10/24/14 1:05pm

That sounds like it's going way beyond skeezy and straight into suspicious and worth keeping an eye out for. Given that he didn't actually present any proof of his job, I'd wonder if that's just the line he's using as a cover to ask personal questions for some other reason. » 10/23/14 7:15pm 10/23/14 7:15pm